Whitney Eve by Whitney Port: Reality TV is the new Fashion Institute

Remember a time when fashion designers actually studied at FIT (Fashion Institute of Technology) before venturing out and starting their own line? Apparently Reality TV is the new FIT-- Lauren Conrad has a line of clothing and now the sleepy Whitney Port introduces her line named "Whitney Eve" (sounds like a feminine cleansing product). I wish these girls would just stick to what they do best-- making strained faces at the camera at an attempt to convey emotion without speaking (my favorite is the close ups of Whitney biting her lip, classic!). The collection looks like they're from the ten dollar clearance bin at Victoria's Secrets. Who'd buy this crap? Plus they're priced at an average of $250. Hello? Everything is 70% off these days which means you can, like, buy real designer stuff at that price. The biggest disaster is probably the silk cuffed shorts-- priced at $180 and look like crusty old boxers. Jump to view photos of the Whitney Eve line.  Talk to me snobs, what do you think?  Snob or Slob?