March 31, 2009
SJP photo from People.com
Sarah Jessica Parker what were you thinking!? I just don’t understand these kooky looking Maison Martin Margiela Split-Toe boots. The one SJP’s got have wooden heels, which make them even worse, in my opinion, than the ones currently on sale at Saks (for $945 no less). Plus these can’t possibly be comfortable. They kind of remind me of those uncomfortable socks kids wore when I was younger that had each toe separated and came in all sorts of crazy colors. What do you think of SJP’s footwear pick– snob or slob?
Those boots are, indeed, hideous. They also remind me of toe socks. Definitely SLOB!
Those boots are hideous. They also remind me of toe socks, or reverse thong sandals. Definitely SLOB!
Seeing those shoes makes want to vomit.
Um, does anyone else think they look a bit obscene even? Yuck.
OH! So they’re vagina shoes. Thank you Jessica, now we all like them much better. Too gross.
They look like lobster claws. Did someone actually think it was a good idea to make these shoes?!!
wow, she looks like Mr. Tumnus! horrible!!!!!
Reminds me of the slipper/wooden sandal combo worn in Japan w/ the kimonos.
yeah those shoes look like a camel toe