From left: Tinsley Mortimer, Ivanka Trump, Alexis Bledel
I was all confused when I saw images from the Whitney Art Party. I didn't know why everyone was in either BCBG Max Azria or Herve Leger until I read that BCBG was the sponsor of the event. Ahhhhhhh, so that's how to get models, socials and celebs in your goods-- pay for the booze, food and photographers-- oh and give them free dresses. Filing away mental note in case I ever do my own line. As much as I love Herve Leger, however, seeing it on so many girls at once is like eating too much at a buffet. You know the feeling, when you're so stuffed you'll throw up if you eat one more bite? That's how I feel right now. Have urge to collect all of my Leger dresses and throw them out the window. What do you think? Who are the Snobs and who are the Slobs? I'll go first, Ivanka's dress is too shiny but she's a gorgeous tall amazon so she could wear a garbage bag and no one would notice. Tinsley's dress is a gorgeous shade of turquoise blue and she is cute as can be but her hair is total trailer and she needs to fire her hairstylist (though I heard black roots are totally in with bleached fried blonde hair). Love Ali Larter but she needs to lose the necklace, too busy with the printed dress. Alexis Bledel's dress is okay but I don't like all the stuff going on down south. Melissa George looks like R2D2's nanny which leaves Dree Hemingway who is really not in a Leger dress but rather a BCBG Max Azria knock off version of Herve Leger. Hum, apparently there are no Snobs for me in Leger. Who knew.
From Left: Ali Larter and friend, Melissa George, Dree Hemingway
slobs all the way. the girls look like they're trying too hard.
Looks cheap on Tinsley, wait, she is cheap looking. lol
I don't understand the obession with Herve Leger dresses! There are so many other dresses and yet all the celebs dress alike!
You totally called it. I didn't like any of them. Being a Brit, I don't "get" Tinsley Mortimer; she's the type of person who became famous because she went to the opening of an envelope and then fell out of a taxi, drunk, showing her knickers (or lack thereof), right? Don't get the roots though. How can that be good? Embrace the inner brunette Tinsley or pay for a colourist.
Alexis Bledel's dress makes her look hippy, which I would have taken to be a physical impossibility before I saw that photo.
You know, I looked at them all and thought, too much, too tight, and that knees had suddenly become the most unattractive part of the body. There has to be something wrong with your frock when the only dignified way you know how to stand for a photograph in it is to look like you're waiting in the queue for the bathroom - see Larter in particular.
I definitely caught the bitchy flu today. Sorry about that. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow.
OMG!!! You had me laughing my ASS!!! OFF!!!! waylol
You were right on the money with everything you said!!!